What It Takes To Be A Buckeye
This is what it takes to be a true Ohio Stater, a real Buckeye:
| Never agree to get married on a Saturday Ohio State is scheduled to play football. There are typically 40 other freakin' weekends to choose from...sack up and make her choose one of those! | |
| Never attend a wedding during an Ohio State football game unless you carry a TV......and watch it even during the ceremony. | |
| It
is OK to wear an OSU football jersey even when old....and fat....and
bald. Extra points if you've got an OSU baseball cap on backwards, sit
in the "Huntington Club" seats and repeatedly spill stuff on anyone
named "Chas" or "Muffy." (Make sure you do so early and often because
they'll be long gone by the end of the third period). Maybe some "real"
fans will take their seats. see the rest of the list here |